love is sour grapes
‘Perfect sense of direction + geography nerd’ Sonic, anyone?
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
theyre everything to me
there was only one bed
You all know that video of the baby duckling that gets a little flower hat, right?
god told me it’s okay to be unemployed and do drugs in your room all day. encouraged even
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
*giggles cutely* uhh… i mean tch. -_-






















